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Pornhub ‘Wankband’ will power your phone with, erm…

Update: It's been pointed out that it was in-fact Youporn, not Pornhub that sponsored the Esports team. Thanks guys.

Not content with sponsoring its own Esports team, Pornhub is branching out from its pornographic roots into the realm of wearables, by making a device that can charge your smartphone. Creatively called the ‘Wankband,' the wearable device doesn't work like your usual extra charge pack, but instead generates power for your devices through specific ‘movements.'

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“Hey dude, what's that on your wrist?”, “Oh, it's my, erm…”

If we were a month on from now I would have assumed this was an early April Fools prank, but PornHub seems quite serious in its plans to release a device that can generate electricity through doing what its wearers “do best.” How much of that moving you'll need to do isn't clear, though PornHub is confident that men and women could wear it equally, even if the promo video is rather male dominant. [yframe url='http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzjeAaLbM5k']

The device itself is a wrist mounted wearable with a kinetic charger inside it that generates the power as you oscillate the internal weight. There's also a built in display to show you how much power you've made and consequently stored.

Although currently in the conceptual phase, rather than ready to go on sale, the Wankband is a real device that PornHub wants its fans to try out. To be one of the first beta testers of the new wearable, you need to contact PornHub via the official site and tell it just why you would be a good candidate to generate “dirty energy.”

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KitGuru Says: Although unlikely to ‘save the planet' like PornHub is suggesting, this does point out that human movement could be a novel way to generate electricity. 

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13 comments

  1. this could actually be usable device for runners or other fitness fans, where there is a lot of movement and phone uses energy for tracking apps and so on. You could run and charge your device at the same time.

  2. It would be a bit hard to set it up but it’s certainly possible. Charging big tablets would be an issue with that method though.

  3. I run with a phone or mp3 player.. for that it would be enough 🙂

  4. I run with a phone or mp3 player.. for that it would be enough :))

  5. I could power the whole gd world with that thing.

  6. They need to mod this to the end of a FleshLight and have it use the suction to power your stuff as well… not that I know anything about it..

  7. On a night out…. “Shit, phones dead, 1 min let me whip out my charger”…

  8. i envision a future where people wear full body suits that generate electricity based on our movements…. tight body suits….

  9. a minute, wouldn’t it be like 30 minutes XD.

  10. You don’t know how much one “movement” would charge.

  11. Yeah, running-powered MP3s would be cool.

  12. iJerky

  13. Sir. I strongly do not recommend wanking and running at the same time.