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It sounds like the script for one of the Pornhub's many thousands of videos. One dedicated fan of the adult video site recently posted a picture of his broken laptop, after he allegedly punched the screen when it froze just as his mother was coming up the stairs. Apparently having no laptop is better than getting caught jerking it, but never fear, Pornhub has now announced it's giving the mega-fan a free PC to say thanks for the support.
“We got wind of what happened to Denzel and his laptop over the last few days, and realize that this is a common, yet tragic modern day mis-FAP of the average Pornhub fan,” said Pornhub VP, Corey Price. “It's also a serious blow to everyone who enjoys the privacy of a good w*** within the security of their rooms. We appreciate Denzel's loyalty, as well as his clear sense of judgement in picking our site as a digital destination for some adult oriented R&R. As a result, we would like to send him a brand new laptop alongside some awesome Pornhub swag to use for his continued pleasure.”
We've reached out to Pornhub to discover what the specifications of Denzel's new machine will be like, as clearly the above is a simple render. We wonder what all of the Pornhub “swag” will be like too.
This announcement by Pornhub follows on from several others by different online entities that are making a big push to legitimise the streaming adult industry far more so than it has been before. YouPorn famously announced it would be sponsoring an Esports team and Pornhub once again made headlines back in February, when it announced it was releasing a power generating wearable known as a WankBand.
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KitGuru Says: Perhaps these sites see the writing on the wall with leaders like David Cameron who want to see porn essentially banned. Endearing themselves with the public might not be a bad idea.
I hope PornHub also send him a lock for his door 😛
Fair play to them.
And a bottle of lube…
Where can i get the stickers?
Clever PR stunt
Why didn’t he just shut the laptop lid?
his mom was coming up the stairs? did they ask for I.D. to make sure he’s of age before saying “here’s a new laptop keep using our site!”? or are we going to be revisiting this story when his mother finds out where his new laptop came from?
Because he’s an idiot who doesn’t deserve a free laptop…
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A considerable chunk of the teenage population masturbate and I’m fairly sure pornhub realise that, don’t give a crap, and are basically using this as free publicity.
so he broke his laptop to hide pornhub their sending him a laptop with pornhub stickers all over it?
I have that exact laptop and I can see why it froze damn thing is slow as hell, but I would of pulled the battery.
It might have frozen with sound still on, shutting the lid wont help with that 😛
Clearly this guy needs a WankBan 😉 Breaking the screen wont stop the processors from emitting female noises.
Turn down the volume (only the screen froze supposedly) + close the lid, unplug the laptop, take out the battery? Quite a bit stupid but in that situation probably hard to think of doing that.
why did he not just hide it dumbass
When all the blood is in your dick you can hardly think.
You speak the truth.
He’s goging to get caught afterall 🙂
If he puts the KY on the knob
of the door he can slow her down;
putting it on himself will speed him up and will avoid the need to ask her
to apply it.
The person may be an adult living in his mum’s basement; in that case he should just have told her, as it would have been no more embarrassing than being the fat son in the basement.