While I'm sure a lot of you are playing your way through Bioshock Infinite right now and aren't reading this little article at all, Andrew Ryan is doing his darnedest to draw you away from the Bioshock of the air and remind you that Bioshock really is best, “under the sea,” in this Little Mermaid rehash of Rapture by College Humour.

It features, Big Daddies, Little Sisters, Splicers, a dancing Mr Ryan himself, some splicing – which terminology do you guys prefer, vigors or plasmids? – and shoehorning aplenty. [yframe url='http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQYUXFLY728′]

Would you kindly hit the play button above?

Of course if you haven't played the original Bioshock yet, you won't get many of the in-jokes in the video and there are a few spoilers to be found within, so perhaps give it a play first.

If you haven't played Infinite either, don't forget our very own Carl is giving away copies nearly every day. You could even insult him to get yourself one. Keep an eye on our Facebook page for all competition updates.

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